1. Would you hook up with the last boy you texted?
Nope. Even if I could remember who exactly i texted last of the male gender, NOPE.
2. When was the last time you were told you were cute?
..................
3. What does your last received text message say?
RP?
4. When was the last time you were truly, completely happy with your life?
Right about now. :33
5. When's the next time you will see the person who absolutely takes your breath away?
I need to see them the first time if i need to see them again.
6. What are you most looking forward to tomorrow?
MARCHING BAND HALLOWEEN PARTY!
7. What is your relationship status?
Forevver Alone.
8. Do you think you will be in a relationship two months from now?
What part of "Forevver Alone" don't you understand?
9. Would you like to punch anyone?
.........Maybe........
10. What is your background on your phone?
John Egbert
11. Would you rather be in a permanent relationship or play the field?
Permanent.
12. Are you a mean person?
depends on when your talkin to me.
13. Is there anything you want to get tattooed on you?
NO! NOPE NOT NEVER NOPE.JPG NO NOPEDIYDIPIDYDOOO
14. Would you consider yourself tall?
Yup
15. What's your relationship with the person you last texted?
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16. Have you ever had someone pick you up off the ground and carry you?
Yes it was awesome!!!
17. This time last year, who did you like?
Again, do you people not understand the concept of "Forevver Alone"?
18. Have you ever regretted letting someone go?
Define "letting go" because i dont really have much of a choice to let them go from a hug of chokehold pr sp,etjomg
19. Has the last person you kissed ever told you they love you?
PFFT NEVER BEEN KISSED XD Seriously people, "FOREVVER ALONE" ! LOOK IT UP!
20. Are you wearing any jewelry?
not at the moment no but i usually wear my dogtags and the necklace my grandmother gave me. but the dogtags broke and the necklace is tucked away in its box.
21. Who was the last person to smoke a cigarette in your presence?
Some retard at the safeway bluh
22. Do you still pinky promise?
yes. the pinky promise is a sacred undying ritual of truth honesty and trust.
23. What are the chances you and your most recent ex will get back together?
You need to have an ex first
24. When was the last time a member of the opposite sex hugged you?
Yesterday. Band is a very huggy place.
25. Was Halloween good for you last year?
Halloween is hauntingly fangtastic every hear >
26. Do your parents really know you?
...
28. Ever kissed someone whose name started with a Q, R, S, T, U, or V?
you people need to look up "Forevver alone" and "never been kissed" for me. please. My picture is right there in the dictionary.
29. What are you listening to right now?
Everything.
51. Would you like to be next to that person right now?
what person?
52. What's on your mind?
You dont want to know.
53. What will you do in two hours?
Sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
54. Last person to get mad at you?
Im sure there's many people but I haven't spoken to them, nor have they confronted me so i dont know exactly.
55. What's on your bed right now?
bedstuff (I will not make a 'your mom joke' i will not make a 'your mom' joke)
56. Do you ever get 'good morning' texts from anyone?
yup occasionally.
57. Are you happy with the way things are?
Yup~ My life is pretty awesome
58. Do you always answer your texts
ALWAYS! if my phone isn't dead, and im still concious, i will reply.
59. Are you happier now, or were you happier four months ago?
Extremely
60. Is there someone you wish you could fix things with?
Nah, I need to have somebody be mad at me first.
61. In the past week, have you cried?
I messed up at the band competition.
62.Are you the same person as you were at the beginning of 2009?
Not mentally but im pretty sure the flesh is still the same/
63.It's four in the morning; your phone rings. Who is it?
Me: "Yes this is the "i should be sleeping" hotline how may I help you?"
Moirail: "....update...."
Me: gimme a sec my computer's loading.
64. Do you feel guilty about something right now? If yes what?
I hit somebody with my tuba. they are completely fine and forgive me and all but that thing is thirty pounds of moving metal.
65. Have you ever broken up with someone and become bitter enemies?
Seriously folks. "Forevver Alone". two simple words and a dictionary. Look it up and gain the fabulous prize of knowledge.
67.Do you want to be single
ALREADY AM FOLKS!
68.Longest time you were ever grounded for?
2 minutes
69. Do you like your phone?
My precious.
70. Is anything on your body currently hurting?
My shoulders my spine my finger my fingerjoints and my neck...
yea...... i play tuba...... XD (it doesnt hurt that bad its just the muscle growing pain. except the fingers. those are my fault)
71. What are the main websites you go on?
Tumblr, youtube, dA tumblr tumblr tumblr mspa mspa mspa mspa tumblr tumblr tumblr tumblr
72.Do you love the person you last said "I love you" to?
In that sisterly way yes
73. Have you ever done something you told yourself you wouldn't do?
Yea.
74. What's something you do too much of and should stop?
Talking and bruising the heck out of myself in my sleep. im gonna start video taping it. It must be funny because i have so many unexplained brusies.
75. What would you say if somebody told you they hated you?
f* you too.
76. Would you be able to name everyone you have kissed in '11?
Ok am I going to have to explain the "Forevver alone" "Never been kissed" thing to you guys?
77.is there a member of the opposite sex on your mind?
not really no.
78. Do you still talk to the person you last kissed?
Ok fine people I'LL explain it
Forevver alone = me and my entire love life. You get it now? good. how hard was that.
The formula is how many arms you have, plus how many legs you have, times the amount of times you've seen the word "kiss" while reading this divided by four times zero is how many times I have been kissed.